What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 00:38

From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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The Man with the Golden Gun
Octopussy
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Live and Let Die
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Goldfinger
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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Moonraker
-J W Pepper
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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A View to a Kill
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”